I think fandoms have killed me...

thanks:

for:

the:

memories:

even:

though

they

weren’t

so

great

(via hollyg-lightly)

nuditea:

if you just walked into a club and the floor was super slippery and people had strapped knives to their feet and were jumping around you’d be like “holy shit, i don’t know if this is the environment for me” and yet skating is a thing

(via cowboyhat)

leafwhirlwind:

I’M LAHUGING SO HARD AT THIS

SHE DOESN’T EVEN JUMP SHE JUST LIFTS OFF THE GROUND 

(via cowboyhat)

thearmouredbear:

if i have to manually type in /page/2 then your layout is bad and you should feel bad.

(via isaaac-laahey)

tworepublic:

HOW DO CALCULATORS WORK WE INVENTED THEM WHY ARE THEY SMARTER THAN US

(via cowboyhat)

okxo:

blaze it? more like glaze it now how about some donuts

(via tyleroakley)

say-it-somehow:

stormageddon-owens:

#I sold your parents out to voldemort #no wait #wrong movie

NEVER NOT FUNNY

(via sorry)

avengingbutt:

the-super-sized-mcshizzle-man:

mskneesocks:

if a u can see a someone’s bra through their shirt do you care.  like do u really care.  it’s probably a hecka cute bra right and i bet they spent like 20 dollars on that bra.  maybe even 30 dollars idk.  don’t shun the bra appreciate the bra

It’s underwear. It’s not supposed to be seen

(via sentientpossum-deactivated20210)

Dylan Sprouse (on his naked photo)

(via manjoum)

(via thegreatperhapsiselusive)

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me to every dog i see (via nerdiegirlie)

(via sentientpossum-deactivated20210)

Replace the first “waiting for” with “Sex with” and it becomes 20 times funnier

(via risky-endeavors)

(via sentientpossum-deactivated20210)